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I confess an unholy obsession with jarred roasted peppers.

My pantry stays pretty well organized. Before you prepare to pat me on the back and ring out a hearty, “Great job!” you should know that this accomplishment is due more to the necessity of small space rather than to my organizational diligence. I have six shelves that are approximately a square foot apiece, and those few shelves house all shelf-stable food – from dry beans and jars of sauce to baking basics.

I was raised on a farm under the wide West Texas sky, so I like a lot of space. For everything. I have a few friends who love the tiny house movement, and when they post pictures of their favorite layouts, I think, “Oh, what a cute closet that is.”

But being short of space in the pantry has been a gift. It means that unless I want my stockpile to leak out onto my table and cabinet tops (which I do not, for the record), I have to keep it organized. It forces me to use the space wisely. I have to keep in mind what items are staples (which we will discuss later this week) and what items are extraneous.

Today, you have two tasks:

Task 1 – Take inventory of your pantry space by answering these questions:
1. How much space do you have? Is it enough? Is it too much?
2. Which of the items currently in your pantry are staples (i.e., things you use frequently)? Which of the items currently in your pantry are extras (e.g., junk food, leftover jars from a former recipe that you no longer plan to use, etc.)?

Task 2 – Reorganize your pantry, prioritizing things you will actually use. To do this, follow these steps:

  • Take everything out of the pantry and set it on a table or some other open space.
  • Divide items into these categories: keepers (things you know you will use within the next month or two), give-aways (things you will not use but can still be used by someone), and throw-aways (things you will not use and should not be ingested by anyone ever).
  • Cut your pantry space in half. Yes – half. Don’t worry – this will not last, and you’ll have your space back by next week. We’re just carving out a little space to work with when we talk about staples.
  • In your new, smaller space, put your keeper items back in. They may not all fit right now, and that’s okay. Just leave them out in the organizing space, and alert family, housemates, etc., that they are a temporary work in progress.
  • Find friends or a local food bank where you can donate your give-aways. Toss your throw-aways in the garbage.

Once you have completed this, you will be ready to make your first meal plan tomorrow!

 

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Ominous-looking, isn’t it? Don’t be scared – show it who’s boss!

Before you can plan, before you can shop, before you can cook – you must take inventory. In the next few days, we will look at your pantry, make lists of all the things you could make without going to the store, and then make your first grocery list based on the things that you just need one or two ingredients to make something awesome (because you can’t wait to eat until the end of this month).

 Today, we are going to talk about the refrigerator.

 My fridge is my least favorite place to clean. No matter how many times I got advice from Mom or how many books/articles I read on the subject, the fridge is the one place that always seemed to get away from me. I’d do pretty well for a while, but soon I had more leftovers and weird odds and ends than I knew what to do with. So I used to do nothing (because I’m very mature and not at all avoidant of unpleasant tasks) and that’s how I ended up with forgotten, unrecognizable goop in a jar in the back of the fridge more often that I’d like to admit.

 Nothing worked until I took inventory and decided – once and for all – what belongs in my fridge and what does not.

 Step one is knowing what is there, right at this moment. You can write everything down if seeing it in list form helps you. For this stage, I prefer taking pictures, because I’m better at organization when I can see it spatially laid out.

 Step two is deciding what goes where. For this step, I did make a list of fridge rules. Until I consistently followed the rules, I put them on the front of my fridge as a reminder. Your rules may not be the same as mine, but here are mine as an example:

 – No half jars of obscure ingredients that you only used once for that one recipe that you didn’t really like and have no plan or desire to use again. I’m looking at you, capers.

– Stay aware of expiration dates. Expired items are a telltale sign that I kept something I never meant to use. There are many helpful lists online, such as this one, that will help you keep track of how long different foods keep in the fridge.

– No items whose size extends beyond the use I intended for them. Did I like that specialty marinade? Sure. Did I like it enough to justify buying the economy size bottle? No. Can I really use two dozen eggs in a week? Probably not, so that coupon that only works if you buy two doesn’t actually work for me. It’s not a bargain if half of it goes to waste.

– Limit space available for drinks (e.g., coconut milk, juice, white wine, etc.) to avoid having a shelf of half-empty cartons and bottles that will go bad before you use them.

If you live alone, this will be easier than if you live with others, particularly if they have varying orange juice pulp needs. In this case, I recommend having a family meeting where each family member gets their own space. That way, everyone gets to be picky about one thing. The rest of the allotted space is for things you share. For this space, everyone gets a say, but not everyone gets their way.

– Fight the urge to buy good-intentions ingredients. This is anything you have no actual plan to eat in the future or anything that requires more effort to prepare than you know you’re willing to spend on it.

 You’ll notice that I only have five rules. I recommend a short list, simply because you are more likely to keep the rules if they are small in number. If I stick to these five guidelines, I keep a much cleaner fridge, which leads to greater meal planning ease.

 We would be remiss if we didn’t also talk about what the rules for the freezer are. Your rules, like mine, might be an extension of the fridge rules. The main difference is that my freezer rules are a bit more relaxed because things last longer (but not forever) in the freezer. The freezer gives me an idea of what next month’s meals could be.

 So today, take your inventory and make your list of rules. Tomorrow, we tackle the pantry!

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I have a calendar that hangs in my kitchen that is specifically for meal planning. Once a month, I pull it down and schedule specific shopping days and specific cooking days, and I decide what I’m going to cook and use that to create my grocery lists. I try to aim for Friday evenings for shopping days, and I really prefer having lightly scheduled weekends for cooking time so that I don’t have to cook during the week.

I like having a plan because it keeps me from making habitual terrible food choices that zap my energy.  I do not like having to find an hour or two a month to produce said plan.

Enter epic meal planning.

This level of meal planning is not for the faint of heart. It is structured and detailed but also magically flexible. This is go-on-a-dangerous-quest, feed-a-horde-of-hangry-dragon-slayers, survive-NaNoWriMo-without-gaining-20-pounds meal planning.

Once you’ve completed this process, you will be able to make each month’s plan to feed yourself and your loved ones – choices, schedule, and lists – in about ten minutes. And once you’ve done it, it works forever. I occasionally tweak my plan – add some new, exciting ingredient to kitchen staples, add a new recipe I liked, archive an old recipe that doesn’t seem appealing anymore – but that only takes a few minutes.

Having a structured plan doesn’t mean that you can never find a new recipe on Pinterest, go straight to the market, and make it that night. It also doesn’t mean you have to give up the drive-through forever. It does mean that you have something to work with on all the other days (and will help you say no to making the drive through a major habit). It perpetually answers the “What will we have for dinner?” question.

I’m so certain that this process will work for you like it works for me that I’m writing a book about it. It started as getting posts ready for Write 31 Days and has morphed into something larger. The book will include a lot of my own personal recipes and tips on how to expand the plan to fit your personal lifestyle, but this blog series will get you started.

Here are a few things to know about my approach before we get started:

– I looooove leftovers. I can happily eat the same thing three or four times a week, especially if I can throw a poached egg on top and call it breakfast. My favorite weeks are those when I have an open weekend where I can cook three or four meals and just eat on those the whole next week.

If you do not share this love, this will still work for you. You’ll just need to cook more often. If you despise leftovers or have intense appetites in your household that make leftovers as elusive and mythical as a unicorn, and you don’t already have a meal planning system in place, then we are going to be besties by the end of this month. Having a plan will revolutionize your life. You’re welcome, and I love you, too.

– I am not you; you are not I. The minute details of our meal planning will be different because we are different people with different lives. I am single, and I live alone in a spacious two-bedroom apartment with a not-spacious kitchen and an abysmal lack of food storage space. My kitchen staples are probably going to look a lot different from yours. That’s okay – there is still something to be learned from that step.You may have more storage space and thus more freedom in this area than I do, and I encourage you to embrace it.

You may also probably shop less often than I do. You probably have a real pantry and a full-size freezer in your utility room or garage. I commend you on your great use of space. Feel free to send me pictures so that I can live vicariously through you, as having a pantry and extra freezer is one of the top five reasons I’m saving up to buy a house. If you have the space and would like suggestions of freezers to buy, I have been making eyes at a couple of units at Lowe’s and would be happy to advise.

Focus on the instructions, not the examples. The purpose of examples is to see how concepts might be applied, not to become the concepts themselves. The goal of this month is to create a plan that works for you, and that probably won’t work if you’re trying to replicate exactly what I do and eat.

– I’m 41. I’ve been the adult who is primarily responsible for my nourishment for quite some time. Most of the information I will pass on in the next thirty days is from my own trial-and-error experience. I also read a lot on the subject of food, and I will give recommendations for further study whenever the opportunity arises.

If you are twenty and have moved out of the dorm and away from its meal plan into your first apartment, there may be some things that I’ve forgotten to include simply because I am old and forget that people don’t know how to do them. First of all – welcome, and good for you! If I had started doing this when I was twenty years old, I would be a lot healthier right now and wouldn’t have had to unlearn so many bad habits to get to a decent relationship with food. Second, please feel free to ask questions. That’s what a comment section is for. And third, if you are currently staring into the blank canvas that is your first kitchen, a couple of great additional resources for getting started are Alton Brown’s Gear for Your Kitchen and Kallio and Krastins’s The Stocked Kitchen.

– You can use a computer to collect recipes and compile your grocery lists, and I encourage this if you are starting fresh, because copy-paste-print is super efficient. If you prefer to kick it old school (as I do), you’ll need a recipe box with dividers, index cards, a pen, a hole punch, and a binder ring (for shopping purposes). For both methods, you will need some sort of calendar system to assign meals to days. Regardless of which method you use, once you’ve completed the overall process, meal planning will be a breeze.

If you want to review any section we have covered, they’ll all be archived here (archive may be delayed on days I’m without a computer, but all links will be up by the end of the month):

Section One – Pre-planning Phase: Taking Stock

Day 2 – Confronting the Fridge

Day 3 – Confronting the Cupboard

Day 4 – If I Got Snowed in Right Now…

Day 5 – Grocery List #1

Day 6 – Shopping Day #1

Section Two – Planning Phase 1: Making Lists

Day 7 – Basic Staples

Day 8 – Meal Staples

Day 9 – Saving Graces

Day 10 – Recipes for Fall

Day 11 – Recipes for Winter

Day 12 – Recipes for Spring

Day 13 – Recipes for Summer

Day 14 – Breakfast

Day 15 – Grocery List #2

Day 16 – Shopping Day #2

Day 17 – Freezer Tips

Section Three – Planning Phase 2: Monthly Planning

Day 18 – Recipe Cards

Day 19 – Revisiting Inventory

Day 20 – Master Calendar

Day 21 – Shopping Days, Cooking Days

Day 22 – Schedule Reminders

Day 23 – Grocery List #3

Day 24 – Shopping Day #3

Section Four – Planning Phase 3: Entertaining and Special Occasions

Day 25 – Traditions

Day 26 – Party Planning

Day 27 – Anticipating Needs

Day 28 – Recipes – Finding New Loves and Rekindling Old Flames

Section Five – Review

Day 29 – Self-Awareness

Day 30 – Space-Awareness

Day 31 – Flexibility

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The Magic of Onions

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We had a church potluck on Sunday to welcome back the college students who go away for the summer and to welcome the new school year.

It came at a good time. I have been eating terribly for the last few weeks. Work is busy, and I’m trying to finish a manuscript (about meal planning, oddly enough), so home has been easy food (sandwiches, cereal, the occasional drive-through) and comfort ice cream. I needed to get back in the kitchen and make something again.

I am going to the farm this coming weekend, so I decided to use up some of the veggies in my fridge and on my counter while they were still at their peak. I chopped everything Saturday night so that I could just load up the slow cooker in the morning to create a little ratatouille/caponata hybrid.

Then I went about my evening. It didn’t go as planned. I planned my usual evening of late – sitting in front of the television or reading until I was tired.

But there’s something about onions.

The smell of onions in the air changes my mood. It reminds me of MeMaw’s garden and kitchen. It makes me want to read cookbooks and dream of future dishes. It got me off the couch and into the office to write another 1,100 words on meal planning.

Onions might be my favorite vegetable.

I mean, I’m not going to sit and eat a raw onion like an apple, but I put them in almost everything I cook. I like raw onions just fine but if a dish contains them, they are so overpowering that they’re all I can taste. Then my mouth gets confused, because why is this onion creamy?!?! Oh, wait. Because it’s actually guacamole. My taste buds register it as an oddly green onion dip.

When I make guacamole, I mince the onions (and the peppers, because ditto on the strong taste of peppers) and soften them for a few minutes in a little olive oil. Then I drain the oil and reserve it for a future stir fry or scrambled eggs and let the onions and peppers cool while I prepare the avocado, tomatoes, and celery (yes, celery. Do it! You know, if you like celery). Then I mix it all together, sprinkle in some fresh cilantro, salt, and pepper, and enjoy, usually straight from the mixing bowl.

What’s your favorite veggie? What’s your favorite way to eat it?

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April was a month of celebrations and change. I typically am opposed to changes,  but I like these ones.

Mom and Dad, my brother-in-law, and several friends all have birthdays in April. I didn’t get to see my parents on their birthdays, but we talked on the phone. I got to go out to dinner with several friends and my brother-in-law on their birthdays, though. I forget how expensive going out to eat is. How did I do that so often when I was in college? Mystery.

I did get to deliver good news on my parents’ birthdays, though. On Mom’s birthday, I got to tell her that I got a new job (which started today!). And on Dad’s birthday, I got to tell him that I found a new place to live (moving in June). I think they’re even more excited than I am. Mom broke out that chipper, squeaky voice that she usually reserves for babies and feral cats she’s trying to woo.

I’ve been binge-watching Grey’s Anatomy. This show has taken over my life. I’m on season five, and I already know the terrible thing that happens toward the end of the season, and my heart is angry already.

Most of my reading has been cookbooks. Simple Food, Big Flavor by Aaron Sanchez makes me want to roast all the things and make them into sauces. I don’t like the way he writes, but the food makes up for it. Simply Done Well Done by Aaron McCargo, Jr. also had some great food ideas. There was a lot of deep-frying and heavy cream involved, though, so they’re going to have to be sometimes-food. My favorite cookbook I read this month was Sunny’s Kitchen by Sunny Anderson. I appreciate her stories about how her travels have affected her cooking. I also appreciate that she cooks exactly the way I do. Usually when I read a cookbook, I find myself saying, “That’s a good idea, but I would change this and substitute that.” Not on hers. I will follow those recipes exactly.

In March, I started a new health plan that basically involves drinking more water, eating better, and exercising regularly. At the beginning of April, I had already lost 6 pounds. Now I’ve lost 3 more pounds, even though I have eaten luxuriously and only completed about half of my exercise days. Yippee!

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Superheroes and villains. Family and pie.

In other words – the essentials.

I spent NaNoWriMo fleshing out a new story wherein the main character is a superhero who currently has telepathy and mad combat skills. Her powers are up in the air – I had a lot of fun writing different scenes where she has different powers and seeing how that would play out. In the end, my favorite scenes (or the ones that I can actually piece together and make into a story) will probably dictate what her powers will be. I only finished about 10,000 words, but I love her, so this will be a story I revisit.

Of course, this meant I watched a lot of Smallville. You know, for inspiration. And trips down fandom memory lane. And eye candy.

Thanksgiving was fun but seemed rushed. I took the whole week off last week so that I could have two days of getting-things-done and be able to relax when we went to see the parents on Wednesday instead of spending the holiday making lists of all the things I needed to remember to do when we got home Sunday. Of course, like a fool, I then told people I took the whole week off, and because I would much rather have dinner and hang out with people I miss than clean my nasty apartment…well…that’s how that went.

You’re right. I totally told them on purpose.

To-do list completely not done, we left around noon on Wednesday to travel to the parents’ house. This was my view:

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Love that sky.

But I still managed to relax a little at Thanksgiving, although my lists on my phone are out of control now and I might never get them done. We had traditional fare and lots of dessert. I ate four different kinds of pie (over the course of the weekend, to be clear). There was coconut cream pie and chocolate meringue pie and lemon pudding pie and because that went so well (and so quickly), a chocolate pudding pie. There was also a pecan pie, but I am not a fan, so I left that one to others.

I really love pie, y’all.

The weather is finally exactly how I like it. Cold. And not the “cold” that some people start complaining about in late October when it dips slightly below 70. Like…ice has formed. I mean, not here. But at my parents’ house –

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Ice on the kitchen window.

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Frozen vines and icicles on the trellis in the backyard.

I didn’t read a lot this month, but it definitely had a theme to it. Holidays apparently make me want to look at my relationship with food. I picked Unbearable Lightness by Portia de Rossi for my memoir/biography discussion for book club. She already had me at this:

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This is the best, rawest, most honest capture of what it’s like to have an eating disorder that I’ve ever read. Sometimes, it was like reading pages out of my own journals from my late teens/early twenties. It would be tempting to write a memoir on this subject from a heavy now-looking-back perspective – to rush to lessons learned and mountains moved. But she didn’t do that, and that’s why this book is so important. She takes you through the details of her thoughts and feelings, which, if you’ve ever thought and felt similar things, doesn’t give you the chance to say, “Well, that’s not me.” It hits you in the gut and makes you deal with it. I cannot recommend this book enough.

I also read a lot of Mireille Guiliano. I loved the food philosophy (i.e., common sense) of French Women Don’t Get Fat, so I tried French Women for All Seasons (I liked it…and found it charming that she included sections on how to tie scarves in each season…but otherwise meh) and Women, Work, and the Art of Savoir Faire (I found some parts very useful and some parts very baffling). She reminds me a little of my mother.

So that’s what I’ve been into this month. What have you been doing/eating/reading?

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Because Fall.

Fall food is my favorite food. October didn’t have quite the sharp coolness that I wanted, but I feel like I ushered in the season in my heart with food and habits.

I made so much beer bread last month. I used a slight variation of my friend Mel’s recipe, which is super easy – Mix 3 cups self-rising flour and one beer (I use Corona or a similar beverage), put it in a greased loaf pan (that’s right – no kneading necessary), pour half a stick of melted butter on top, and bake it for about an hour at 350 degrees. It is good with soup (and also with gravy, but we won’t talk about that).

I also made a lot of lasagna and stacked enchiladas, and I quite possibly ate my weight in kettle corn. It was not a health food month.

For someone who spent almost every day blogging about books, I certainly did not read that many. Silver Sparrow by Tayari Jones was nice. I enjoyed that.

I spent most of my TV hours watching My Boys (ah, that takes me back) at home and Once Upon A Time at my sister’s house. Whoever told me that I would loooooove OUAT? You were utterly correct. It’s so clever and awesome, and I want all of the evil queen’s clothes/costumes. Also…Hook. I don’t care if he’s bad, I am a big, big fan.

But the main thing I was into this October? Knitting. I knitted like a madwoman.

I finished a blanket that I started over three years ago:

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I started and finished a whole new lap blanket:

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I made several scarves:

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All of these projects barely made a dent in my yarn stash. I don’t know what triggers these knitting frenzies, but I’m glad I have them every once in a while. My house would be overrun with yarn.

What have you been into this October

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Reformation Sunday

Most days, I really love my introversion. I appreciate that I can enjoy my solitude (a useful skill, as I am single and thus get a lot of it). I like being able to restore my own well of energy without needing others to do that for me.

But my particular brand of introversion is not without its problems, one of them being a certain measure of social anxiety. Like in our church building when 1) it’s Reformation Sunday and 2) there’s a baptism (and the extra people who came to see it). Many, many people – tiny, tiny space. Add to this that I’m in the choir, so I couldn’t just sit in a corner and hide – I had to be up and moving around and part of the service – and this leaves me counting the moments until I can escape. I’m really proud of myself that I did not run screaming from the building afterwards.

Then I drove to Fort Worth in construction that I’m pretty sure has been going on for at least the 22 years I’ve lived in the area, and that didn’t help. I went to the Friends of the Library book sale, which was also crowded. At one point, I texted my friend, “I’m going to go stand outside and breathe deeply.”

But then we went to eat Ethiopian food at Samson’s, and it was so relaxing.

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I’m gonna learn to make injera. That’s one of my food goals. 

Margarett and I split the vegetarian sampler, as is our habit. As soon as I folded the first piece of injera over the miser wat, all the stress of the day faded. Margarett enjoyed it, too:

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“My fingers smell delicious.”

Then I had coffee. For me, Ethiopian coffee is half the reason to go.

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Little shelf-ish (were you wondering when the shelf would appear?) coffee tray

I normally drink my coffee black with no sugar, but I enjoyed a little sweetness with this one.

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CUTE.

We stuck around while I sipped my coffee and ate until we were beyond full, and we got to talk to the owners. We had a nice chat about children and the ethics of responsibility and capitalism and systems that perpetuate abuse. Good times.

I was so content by the time we left that the drive back to Denton didn’t stress me out at all.

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Cooking for One

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When I first lived alone, I relished coming home and having popcorn or a bowl of strawberries for dinner. One of the perks of living alone is that there is no one else to cook for unless I specifically invite them over, so I can always do what I want.

But it didn’t take long to start to miss cooking (and eating) proper meals. And while I’m not opposed to leftovers, I also don’t find it appetizing to eat the same thing four times a week. However, my cooking experience was in cooking meals for groups.

I needed guidance.

So I started acquiring a nice collection of cookbooks about cooking for one. The one pictured above is my favorite (and not just because her shoes are amazing – click on the following link to check out those shoes). Even the title is the best: The Pleasure is All Mine: Selfish Food for Modern Life by Suzanne Pirret.

This book is two parts cookbook, one part memoir. She has great stories and great recipes. Added bonus – the cocktail pairings. She has a fantastic name, too. I feel that she and I could be friends.

There are other books that I love in this specific genre. Judith Jones’s The Pleasures of Cooking for One is wonderful. Alone in the Kitchen with an Eggplant is one that I bought just for the title, but it’s right up my alley – a collection of essays on the subject of cooking and dining alone.

What sub-genres do you love?

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Happy Accident

Today on the August Break Challenge on Instagram, the prompt is “favorite recipe.” So a couple of weeks ago, when I made cavatini, I took this picture in anticipation of this prompt:

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Doesn’t that look delicious? Don’t you like the quirky angle from which I took this picture, as if all it took was a little point-and-shoot rather than retaking it eleventy dozen times to get a less fuzzy picture that still looked spontaneous and fun? Aren’t you impressed with how clean my counter looks or that I actually planned ahead to show you something?

Well, go ahead and be impressed for a little while. Because 1) it was delicious, 2) while it’s not the best picture I’ve ever taken, I can definitely see a marked improvement in what I’ve learned about photo-taking in the last year or so, and 3) I am impressed with my own self that there was a clean counter and that I planned ahead, so you might as well be, too.

But honestly – this is a picture of what my kitchen usually looks like when I’m cooking:

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There are dirty bowls and spatulas all over the place. If you look closely, there’s even a wine cork there, even though there’s absolutely no wine in monkey bread (although dark buttered rum might be nice…hmm… *plots*), so who knows how long that has even been there. That was the picture from Tuesday night, or as I will remember it in my nightmares, Disaster Night.

It started with a pretty straightforward plan. I was going to make a sausage/broccoli stir fry to put over rice, with monkey bread for dessert. Simple enough.

Monday, before I went to bed, I put the frozen sausage in the refrigerator to let it thaw.

Tuesday at 5:00, it was still not thawed. Not one to be deterred, I forged ahead anyway. I sliced the ground sausage into icy rounds and put them in the skillet. Then, because I am impatient, I used my handy Pampered Chef Mix ‘N Chop to see if I could cut through one of the rounds to speed the process along. On the one hand, it cut through efficiently. On the other, I had forgotten how efficient a tool this is and applied much more force than necessary, causing half of the sausage puck to fling itself up and hit the ceiling and the other half to leap to the floor. I took a moment to completely freak out that there were now raw sausage bits on both my floor and ceiling. I have never cleaned that floor or ceiling so quickly or so thoroughly (or to the soundtrack of so much cursing).

Then the garlic refused to peel and I also dropped half the onion on the floor when my old spice rack finally gave up the ghost and plummeted right into the middle of them. I burned my hand, narrowly escaped chopping the tip of my finger off, and accidentally doubled the ginger.

At the end of this, however, I still had a delicious (albeit intensely gingery) meal. What a happy accident.

Being optimistic of thought and short of memory, I set out after my meal to make monkey bread. Monkey bread, for those of you who don’t know, is one of the easiest things to make. You pinch off pieces of biscuit dough, dip them in butter, roll them in sugar (and cinnamon, if you want), pile them in a baking dish, and bake until they’re done (usually about two or three minutes longer than what it would take to bake the same recipe as regular biscuits). What emerges from your oven is a glorious, caramel-y treat.

I usually like to make my own biscuit dough, because it’s not hard, but it is so much better than biscuits from the can. For some reason, though, I had some canned biscuits, so I used them instead (because even with canned, it’s hard to mess this up). What I had forgotten was the loud popping noise that the canned biscuits make when they are opened. Has it always been that loud? I’m pretty sure I got a super loud batch. I yelped so loudly that my new neighbor knocked on our shared wall and yelled, “Are you okay?!” So hey – now I know that if I ever get mauled (or more likely – fall and injure myself on something embarrassing, like a wayward sock), they will notice and perhaps call someone to come to my aid. That’s nice to know.

I pinched, I dipped, and I rolled the biscuits in brown sugar. Many recipes call for the initial roll to be in white sugar with brown sugar for the final sprinkling, but of course I was out of white sugar. It is not as easy to roll biscuit nuggets in brown sugar, but the extra effort and mess are worth it. From this point on, I will always make it without white sugar, because IT WAS AMAZING. I actually purred.

Now it’s your turn. Share your happy accident stories. I know you have them!

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